LoveSick
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
badbride
United States
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Anonymous
Santa Fe, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Rain check?
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Top comments
colderthanyou 15
He’ll understand it wasn’t on purpose! It’s definitely not a sign 🙄
RichardPencil 32
That would be a wedding ceremony no one will ever forget!
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Comments (23)
interesting33 37
maybe sign it? it would make a cute story
Aphrodite 20
Let me guess: bachelorette party was crazier than anticipated?