Today, there was a swim competition at my college. During my race, my speedo started slipping. Not wanting to lose for the team, I kept going even after it came off. After my turn, I had to wait on the deck, totally naked, because coaches can’t help the swimmers. FML
sadCowboysfan tells us more.
OP here to answer some questions: yes I am in college and over 18, yes I stood on the deck totally naked (I’m not ashamed if people see my penis), yes there was MAJOR shrinkage and most importantly we won! My school newspaper asked me afterwards if I’d let them use the photos they took on their website (provided they blurred out my junk). It was pretty embarrassing but it wasn’t too bad cause we won
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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julfunky 29
So did you win?
RichardPencil 32
Were your 6 brothers with bigger penises there to heckle you?
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Comments (26)
1gullible_bugger 34
Should have tied it up better..
thelittlem 15
You know it's funny that people need to say things like this on fmls like the OP doesn't already know this.
LeoCor 19
But you don’t tie up speedos??
julfunky 29
So did you win?
FishyFishy 12
Maybe you should have sped backwards to get them!
ChromoTec 24
The camera shutters weren't the only flashing things that night
Dave_Davington 35
I see we've yet to ask the most important question of all. Shrinkage, how much was there?
pjsr 33
Cold water + hard exercise = shrinkage FYL
Donut_Wizard 23
Just think of it as a small rudder to help you steer.
RichardPencil 32
Were your 6 brothers with bigger penises there to heckle you?
Davros 12
did you get 'the clap'?
Davros 12
dude, they said swimsuit, not birthday suit.