Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML
Today, after leaving my abusive partner, I checked into a hotel through a crisis service. Since then, I've been asked to have sex for $20, and also yelled at for not driving a woman to a shopping centre, which is a 5-minute walk away. I don't drive and have been here for an hour. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
If she had agreed to meet with you then It's an FYI. If she had not agreed to meet with you then YDI.
aquapuss335 4
As a fellow youth worker, as if you didn't know that was a possibility ?
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Comments (16)
fancybest 14
Ouch!
Chazzster 32
If she had agreed to meet with you then It's an FYI. If she had not agreed to meet with you then YDI.
Pixiewolfe 46
even if she agreed to meet you, you were two hours late. I would be pissed as well as I usually have plans and my time is precious. Did you not pull over to ring her to warn you would be so late?
aquapuss335 4
As a fellow youth worker, as if you didn't know that was a possibility ?
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
An unsuccessful jail-bait booty call! I hate when those happen, I mean, I would if I were in to such things - *cough, cough*
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
You sure are a slimey creeper.
Rebecca Stockert 16
got to say follow up because an unexpected youth worker spells puppies and free candy in a panel van but if she knew ahead of time shes rude *g rated word*
pjsr 33
That's what happens when you do something creepy
Nina825 21
Did you even tell her you were coming??? If not YDI ...
jbuckets_404 39
Well, at least you got paid for the entire round-trip drive, right? :-)
Alexandria79 22
did you agree to meet with her?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
She wouldn't have to tell me twice.