Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
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perdix 31
Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?
YankeesUniverse 0
:(
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Comments (217)
Rawket_Lawnchair 0
That's hot.
NickK49 0
You guys haven't made a video involving a cup have you?
Mister_Grinch 0
I concur.
ilyholt 7
rude
NickK49 0
During you're relationship, did you guys make a video concerning generous amounts of feces and a cup?
ScaughtieHolden 11
During you are relationship.
largefoofighter 0
No more scissoring :(
NickK49 0
143 During the holocaust, were you teaching grammarbin Germany?
BadBoyz90210 0
whats even hotter is a lesbo threesome
holymolybro 0
it's like putting two buckets together.
YankeesUniverse 0
:(
Prolusive 5
Yeah lol!
chester75 5
maybe that was her excuse for leaving you
BadBoyz90210 0
what is the amazing yet sad part of this is that whover the guy is never thought to offer a threesome…best of both worlds
florecitabetch 0
I agree with181 I think that was just an excuse to brake up with you
iTaylor 0
I feel like you can't really blame her for that. She thought she was a lesbian and then realized she wasn't. I understand that it sucks for you though :/
jess6blondie9 3
Same here 187!
mintcar 10
How do you /think/ you're a lesbian?
melkell 0
She was probably going through a stage or a sexual identity crisis and realized she doesn't want to play for that team anymore.
Uncool_LikeYou 0
ouch that sucks OP
AppleCurry 0
205-well the "learning experience" might be that she didn't know whether she liked guys or girls. Though it does sound like an excuse.
BUFFAL0H 0
first
19fml18 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
can I get in on this
LexxyLiime 0
No D:<
johnyd20251 0
lesbian ewes it so gay
KMilliron 2
Homophobia is gay
windergirl6 0
FYL for being a lesbian !
Picking_Kuppies 0
FYL for being a prick.
Shawnie Gallant 24
Go bury yourself :)
sammy92 0
haha I'm sorry but this is funny
mendozaale 0
wait u think that too.... good, i thought i was the only one :)
jess2gd4u 0
yeah it's definitely funny!
forgettingsunday 0
yeah, getting used for two years and then having your heart broken is ******* HILARIOUS. -_-
nothingtodisplay 7
wow whoever thinks this is funny needs to get a ******* life! let's see if you like getting used foe two ******* years and then let's see if you think it's funny! GROW THE **** UP!!!!!!!
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
forgetting sunday ^ <3 I thought the same thing :/ I'd be heartbroken if I was in OP's shoes :( sorry to hear it OP <3 - btw I love your pic :D !! I went to see all time low Sunday before last ^_^ <3 <3
BahahahLOL 0
ITS HULARIOUSE.
KMilliron 2
Not seeing the funny... I wish to give OP a virtual hug...
jess2gd4u 0
it is funny to some. it's also funny that u try to abusively push ur opinion on others! chill out!
leeshxx 3
please relocate your heart k thanks
sirhunglong 0
why doesn't this memo kid shut the **** up he is like an annoying small dog that just won't stop barking
KMilliron 2
Shot down... If she's game for learning though, think of what else shed be game for.
perdix 31
Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?
minniemouse61 0
dude learn wht lesbian means
justalilrandom2 4
Dude learn to understand a joke. Perdix is actually a genius, I doubt they don't know what a lesbian is. It was a comment on the "learning experience" idea. Well done for not spotting that.
ooooooooooooh 4
you did not just try to insult perdix
firecapez 4
The joke was that a woman is like a guy with man boobs and a tiny penis. She was learning how sex was with a woman, therefore being able to use the new knowledge to have sex with guy with man boobs and a tiny penis.
Uncool_LikeYou 0
what does it matter. it was a shitty joke anyway.
jessica111189 0
you are seriously so annoying just shut up and get a life
justalilrandom2 4
30 should learn to spell.
sam930 0
everything was spelled right
Primus_fml 0
Seriously 190? What has our world come to...
DPApilot 0
You're wrong. "What " has an "a" in it...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
the relationship was a test, and you failed. ):
A7X_LoVeee 10
Does anyone else find it weird that this "experience" lasted for two years?