Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Hang in there
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
Spin on this
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Short king
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
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Arbitrary 0
I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.
gregorygreg87 12
You are a strange person
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matt1397 0
I'm 13 and I had my first kiss last year. your life totaly sucks.
xSuperxSarahx 0
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TOPS_fml 5
Bleh, it's not that bad. My brother is 24 and never had a kiss.
jsnakes12 0
man dude that sucks I had my first kiss last night I'm 16. sorry bro your life does suck.
zman1422 3
you must be very unattractive
G_thelegend 0
i had my first kiss at 12.
venomxprodigy 0
no need to rush for a kiss really just wait for some one you really like luckily for me that person showed up for me long time ago (when I was 13) it's weird people find things like kissing so big
influenced 3
i havent kissed any1, and i take pride in it. given im basically the only one in my grade whos a virgin.
influenced 3
i havent kissed any1, and i take pride in it. and im basically the only one in my grade whos a virgin. so no, ur life DOES NOT suck.
noahvs67 0
wow thatz kinda sad. i'm 13 nd got kissed by 7 girls already