Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Hang in there
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
Spin on this
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Short king
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
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Arbitrary 0
I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.
gregorygreg87 12
You are a strange person
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Comments (218)
parcan 11
woah! I'm 14 and have already been eaten out
sockmonkey576 6
Im sorry but that is really sick. I look down on you.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
You're a **** then
kenzey4 2
...wow i am sooooo sorry. im 15 and ive only kissed a few guys. but a good trick (for both girls and guys) is when ur at a patry, dance, club etc... grind front to front with someone. youre already in incredibly close contact, and its super easy just to lean in like 4 inches and kiss them :)
talktomandybaby 8
its okay, me toooo. but im 13
M3H3R 1
power to the non-****** who wait for the real stuff..jk doesnt really matter, we're in the same boat :)
persephone87 0
Don't stress, I was 22 when I got mine and I felt like a total loser. The good thing about waiting? The first guy, told me he "couldn't believe how lucky he was to be the first and that I am the "most amazing kisser. ever." lol
UnicornPukePink 0
I don't think you're supposed to be on FML when you're 12.
YourMomsFml 0
122-wow you have some probs
iizcalebhearmero 0
congrats. kissing is fun
KarWitz 0
You look 5... or that might be a picture of someone special that is 5(: because how can a 5 year-old comment on FMLs and adding Emojis to it. so there for I believe you're older than that and there is really no point to this comment because I just UNproved my point. xD sorry.
jerica98 0
Really? Im 12 and have been kissedd