Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was showering in my dorm, a hand reached through the curtain and grabbed my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain, thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized, then went on to have sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was about to enter a hotel with a friend-with-benefits. We then saw her boyfriend exiting the same hotel with another woman. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Cue the **** music: Bow, chicka, bow-bow. And now the toilet threesome begins. “Two Girls, One John.”
Glowworm56 27
Who the heck thinks making out in a restroom with a complete stranger is romantic?
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Comments (18)
Glowworm56 27
Who the heck thinks making out in a restroom with a complete stranger is romantic?
ThatGuy9679 13
Who implied it was romantic?
PenguinPal3017 19
Nobody said that it was romantic. Not everything enjoyable has to be romantic!
thelittlem 15
She hooked up, not went on a date.
Venom1999 19
Uhh no one said it was romantic.
Christopher Zeman 1
I wouldn't put it past my ex-wife to do something like that.
TxKitten79 10
I never understood the appeal of making out in a bathroom at a party. And unless it's in the shower, just gross.
Phillycheeze 20
Iew...
RichardPencil 32
Cue the **** music: Bow, chicka, bow-bow. And now the toilet threesome begins. “Two Girls, One John.”
limegreenpoopie 31
He’s an asshole for not telling you he had a girlfriend
RichardPencil 32
He probably tried, but her tongue was down his throat.
Tim Carver 9
that's what you took from this? not that it smelled like shit? not that she was sitting on unclean walls or the sink.... the real issue is he had a girlfriend
chai tea 6
He should have told you!
smartjaguargurl 17
Plot twist, OP is a dude
YallDeservedItJk 22
Wow what a douche. Congrats for getting some at a party though. That’s hot
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Nothing says hot hookup like making out in a less than sterile public bathroom.
831curmudgeon 7
***** alarm!