Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
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Top comments
lorrain_fml 0
hahaha! cute none the less! I would make out with you for trying! =D
Serial 2
yeah no biggie, unless you threw her down an escalator or something
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Comments (90)
lorrain_fml 0
hahaha! cute none the less! I would make out with you for trying! =D
mwbddh2 0
SECOND!!!! This is not a FML you piece of shit.
xenomorph 0
So much FAIL . . . your comment is clearly marked as #80. And the OP . . . just an epic fail. FYL though.
whatthefuckcunt 0
yeah **** you mwbddh2. it's sad that you need attention that badly. go get a puppy, it will love you no matter how big of a douche you are.
nirvanafan980 0
lol that's funny.
ba11in 0
Hahaha! so romantic
acow 0
Guess you learned a little something about gravity.
Jaywin 3
I guess you weren't working out that year you were studying abroad.
girmonkey 0
That's still sooooooooooo cute. As long as no bones were broken, I'm sure you'll look back on this and giggle together. At least you bother trying to do something sweet! That doesn't need to be an FML. We all screw up sometimes.
Serial 2
yeah no biggie, unless you threw her down an escalator or something
deplorableworld 0
Let's hope your brain is better than your braun.
kitz 0
Coooooooooooot XD and lol at #6
survivalism 0
You studied a broad for a year? Did the broad know you were studying her?
igoteffed 0
fail pun
Caitycandid 2
I got a laugh out of it! :)
AntiChrist7 0
that's why it are movies, it isn't real. YDI