Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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Slai_fml 3
I've been on fml for quite some time and this is the first time I've ever seen an OP post! It's a marvelous experience I ought to kiss you.
effit 0
Shit, I'll kiss you.
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Comments (68)
MarkeyMarc 0
about having conversations...talk to people about your classes like "oh man that was so lame today when mr. blah did that." just to be interacting with people about tihngs that you have in common and you can talk about class and eventually be friends. i used to just talk to this girl about our english class and what we thought about it and we ended up becoming friends.
007phantom 0
I'm in the same situation but I don't talk to my mum alot........
Ajaxxx 4
I'm 18, looks like we're on the same boat 'cept for the mother part. The reason for this problem resides in my hardcore study Asian friends.**** BLOCKERS -.-
watson_fml 0
Welcome to the club. I'm 26.
Fury3321 0
Im half an hour away from you!!!
flora8866 0
Ha-ha, I am 20 and same story...not by choice though.
master_fml 0
how do u guys know its a chick?
dreamofme 0
I'll give you a proper conversation. I love making new friends
dan81892 2
Same situation with me: I'm 16 (a guy), never had a girlfriend, and never kissed a girl. When I get to be your age I probably won't be any farther ahead than I am now, either.
GreenOrangutan 0
Dude is it the uni in urbana cause i'm going there. Shit I feel bad or myself.