Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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Slai_fml 3
I've been on fml for quite some time and this is the first time I've ever seen an OP post! It's a marvelous experience I ought to kiss you.
effit 0
Shit, I'll kiss you.
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Comments (68)
whitloves14 0
Well maybe it's a good thing maybe your just waiting for the right guy
lissa123 2
Hang on, hang on.....#72 can get out! The OP is from the United Kingdom, as am I. YOU speak OUR language....this is why it is called ENGLISH....so the OP is right, and you are wrong. That is all.
julygirl18 8
Uni??
xxEternalRain 13
Ive just read so many comments of people saying they'll kiss you. You just made some friends
beastnicks 5
It's probably cuz your a stupid bitch and you spelled "mum" not "mom"
PositiveElectron 17
Awe you sound sweet. :3 I'd kiss you .
T1A2Z3 35
Good. Enjoy it.