Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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Slai_fml 3
I've been on fml for quite some time and this is the first time I've ever seen an OP post! It's a marvelous experience I ought to kiss you.
effit 0
Shit, I'll kiss you.
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Comments (68)
StarElise 0
join a club, play a sport, get chatting to neighbours, go out and make friends! theres nothing wrong with being a loner, but OP is cleary not happy so do something about it. life is too short! xx
abadbassist 0
Shit, I'm at york, I'll talk to you. Unless you're at york st john. That's all wrong.
lovesux2013 0
pfftt losers. ever heard of a hooker?
cmzraxsn 0
meh, it's a year later, but i just wanted to point out that york uni has shitloads of societies to join. That's like half the socialisation work done for you already.
Eyeliner_fml 0
Why is that wrong? who cares at least your not in a hurry like most guys. just enjoy your teen years cause you'll get married and have kid's and you never had a chance to take advantage of your young years. Woah I sound like an old lady
MissMaryContrary 3
I didn't get my first kiss until I was 20 and didn't go on my first date until I was 19. Contrary to what the media would like us to believe, it's not actually that big of a deal.
jiimbo344 0
yes it is a big deal you didn't kiss until 20 that's sad
lissa123 2
Why is it a big deal? The only losers I see around here are people like you, who are happily bullying this poor girl from behind a computer screen! It's not all there is to life! I, for one, regret having sex with my first two serious boyfriends because they were dickheads. Now I'm 19, I've been with my current boyfriend for three years, and wish I had only had sex with him, because I know he is the one I am going to marry. It doesn't matter when you have your first kiss, or you lose your virginity, it should just be with someone you love! Everyone treats sex like it's nothing...hence the amount of unwanted pregnancies. All the bullies on here are the losers, not the OP.
abusyboy93 0
this Is sad anybody can have friends
raptured101 0
that's cause u use terms like "proper conversation"
bryttkneee 0
does uni mean university?...
boredasFACK 0
if you are American why did you say mum instead if mom ?
ObviousMindNinja 0
She said United KINGDOM, not United States.