Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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Slai_fml 3
I've been on fml for quite some time and this is the first time I've ever seen an OP post! It's a marvelous experience I ought to kiss you.
effit 0
Shit, I'll kiss you.
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Comments (68)
lokogirld 0
ikr same with me #3
UnluckyChicka 0
#62- ur a bitch, get over yourself.
varkey 7
never been kissed = not an fml. ur only 19, for gods' sakes. YDI for saying mum and uni
ObviousMindNinja 0
Oh, that sucks.
nesscafe_fml 17
not everyone in the world talks and spells like an american you know...fkin idiot
FantasticFin 0
this is sad. I've had sex already and I'm 15 it's not hard to make friends.
iwadasn 33
Losing your virginity before you're even old enough to drive isn't something to be proud of, honey.
gidgiddonihah 11
You have to be kidding me. 15 and your proud of it? Lets see if you still think that in 15 years. Kids these days...
FantasticFin 0
oh gosh. I knew there were alot of sad lonely people out there but in such a consentrated bunch grosses me out/makes me sad
mdmenchaca 5
damn I feel bad, for u, I was in the same boat a couple months ago, until I started going out with my first/current girlfriend. All I have to say is hang in there and don't give up hope ur life will turn around.
catdog3134 2
of course It does
jiimbo344 0
your prolly just really really ugly
jiimbo344 0
hahahahaha
pippacrawford 4
Good god, is your life a failure if you haven't been kissed by age 12 or something?? Get over yourself princess.