Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
No friends, no problems
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Starved
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
Lonely
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML
Close enough
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Some of the best relationships start as friendships in the sandbox throwing sand in each other's faces and screaming "No, YOU are a poopyhead!" Don't forget to put on a clean diaper first, and bring an extra juice box for her. Chicks dig that. Good luck.
cryssycakesx3 23
people are always friends with someone that has cool toys...
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cryssycakesx3 23
people are always friends with someone that has cool toys...
lnheritance 19
Considering they are of 25 years of age, I doubt they have "toys".
disturbed678 10
Cool cars or motorcycles could be their "toys" at that age
brettrb 18
What this has to do with the fml I'm not sure.. But the statement holds truth
cryssycakesx3 23
#28 that's the humor... you know.. they're 25 having a play date...
3dwin4tor_1 12
There are "toys" for adults too, ifyouknowwhatimean :)
Dthsapprntc 23
Nothing wrong with having toys. I have lots. Most people, for the sake of looking "grown up", call them collectibles.
brand125 17
you shouldnt have gotten down voted #1, some people just didnt understand
blazingshot147 19
#28 you never know, it may change depending on the gender. ;)
sjbartholome 14
@28, at age 25 its different kind of toys than what you are thinking of.
cryssycakesx3 23
thank you 51. I tried to come up with something semi clever for the first comment. it's much more stressful and intense than I was prepared for.
edmunson 22
Finally, a comment that made sense!
Gremlinek 16
Guys never grow up #28. Our toys just get bigger and more expensive :)
DocBastard 40
Some of the best relationships start as friendships in the sandbox throwing sand in each other's faces and screaming "No, YOU are a poopyhead!" Don't forget to put on a clean diaper first, and bring an extra juice box for her. Chicks dig that. Good luck.
Welshite 40
And gummy bears. Those are essential.
Jak0p 25
haha, remembers me at my first day at university. I was really nervous about meeting all the new people so my girlfriend gave me some gummy bears and told me with those i will make friends for sure :D
fortune789 17
I'll be your friend OP.
Bluebl4ze 16
Aww Doc, did you take a walk down the memory lane? :P
onlychildFTW 34
A clean diaper is like #1 important that's for sure. Haha
DocBastard 40
Bluebl4ze - This is exactly how I met Mrs. Bastard. Then I put stickers in her hair, she kicked sand in my eye. And the rest, as they say, is history.
MattM95 16
Don't worry about it OP. Some people are just very shy and need that little push. I hope the "play date" goes well :)
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah exactly. I'm the same way as OP. My mom set up a play date for me to and I'm 20.
cryssycakesx3 23
to be fair, the other girl was set up on the play date too so maybe she's in a similar situation and understand how OP feels.
MattM95 16
You have a good point there #94. Hopefully they get along well and understand each other a little easier if they are similar.
sarcasticlover 30
Best of luck for that!
Jak0p 25
why don't start some team sport? so you have to talk to people and people specially have to talk to you, if you are really that shy.
cryssycakesx3 23
that's a good suggestion but sometimes that can backfire and next thing you know you're the creepy person on the team that doesn't talk to anyone/no one talks to.
Jak0p 25
I see your point and I know those people for sure. But you have to give it a try and talk to some people unless you don't want to die alone. But this story makes me think about my own behaviour towards those people. I really should talk to them by myself a bit more so they won't feel bad and start talking a bit. I know those situations when you are all alone in a group of strangers and don't really know what to do. I was always happy about that one person which started to talk to me, though it was just small talk. It made me always feel better.
TheDuckOfShame 11
Looks like someone needs to get out more
TheDuckOfShame 11
This is the only place I know where instead of speaking the truth, people try their best at comforting the fml poster in hopes of getting their comments upvoted, have we no brains?
WordAficionada 19
It's not that they don't go out often, it's the fact that they're shy. They may have social anxiety so it's hard for them to make friends! I sympathise with OP, I understand that you're saying they should 'try' more, but some people just aren't confident enough.
TheDuckOfShame 11
I know, I have it too, but sometimes we just gotta get out
DocBastard 40
Duck - That's like telling a smoker that he "just needs to quit". Or telling an idiot he just needs to stop being an idiot. It's much easier said than done.
TheDuckOfShame 11
Doc- we can all at least try
junkman6 22
If someone has severe social anxiety that's one thing but it seems like "everyone" who's even a little shy claims social anxiety and refuses to attempt to change. Where I'm from that's called a cop out. Getting out of your comfort zone can yield some amazing results.
Tbearshy 16
Agree for sure. The hypochondriac population is growing. It seems that people are trying to glamorize anxiety and ADD for attention or something
stargirl_95 24
I'm pretty sure that the last thing that someone who claims to have anxiety wants is attention
brand125 17
duckofshame: did the op say anywhere they have never tried? no, so stop filling in details. plus you obviously have no idea what the OP is going through in the shyness department. its like telling someone thats depressed to just be happy, it is insulting and doesnt help. THATS why you were downvoted
TheDuckOfShame 11
Well I'm assuming what I can from the given details, you don't know either so there's no argument unless they reply
invadermaythe1st 35
Are you stupid? The other person has a valid arguement. Stop replying, you just look dumb.
TheDuckOfShame 11
Invadermaythe1st, yes I am
laden_swallow09 35
So junkman says what duckofshame is trying to say, and junkman gets upvoted? I dun get it…
junkman6 22
@ #54 actually.... Ummm it's very normal for someone to claim helplessness to get people to come to them. @72 Sadly it's in how you say it not what you're actually saying. You can have a perfectly valid point but if you don't explain it piece by piece 99% of people won't understand it at all. And then they'll think you're just being a dick. Think politics here. You can say nothing, but say nothing in a certain way and you get voted in.
cryssycakesx3 23
huge difference between "shy" and "social anxiety"
edmunson 22
Say it with me...Xanax
Axel5238 29
Agreed, it's one of those thing those things that only get easier with practice. Like asking people out, or making new friends your going to feel uncomfortable and you are going to get hurt. The surge of it makes me wonder about the use of the internet making people more afraid of taking that chance because they feel more safe online and don't develop the social skills needed.
Tbearshy 16
Meaning people without actual anxiety. "hypochondriacs"
Tbearshy 16
xanax
GamerG0DDESS 29
I have agoraphobia... "Going out more" may not be the right answer in all cases.
Earths_Venus 25
The last time my cousin had a play date he took off his clothes, put his undies on his head, and ran around naked. Chicks dig that sort of stuff.
RedPillSucks 33
Good times, good times. sigh....
winchestinalock 21
As another really shy and hard to make friends person, I feel you OP! Hope your 'play-date' goes well though, good luck! :)
FrozenMusic 26
Aww don't feel bad, you're taking baby steps (:
WD_Stevens 22
Shyness is a real tough one to crack - and I speak from experience. When I started my university, I could barely talk to anyone (I have a problem with talking to anyone I don't know) and we had a meet and greet at a pub the first day. I just sat on a chair in the corner and hoped nobody spoke to me But besides all that, I really would like to know how this meeting goes. Friendships can start in the oddest of ways - from borrowing a pencil to both being rendered speeches by meeting a famous musician