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Today, my husband is divorcing me for a girl who was born in 2004. Two thousand fucking four. He’s 41. FML
Today, my husband is divorcing me for a girl who was born in 2004. Two thousand fucking four. He’s 41. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Today, my husband is threatening divorce because I loudly objected at his daughter's wedding and made a scene. His daughter is 19 and got married to a 40-year-old man. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I’m 20, pregnant, and getting a divorce. I asked my soon to be ex why he even bothered marrying me in the first place. He said it’s because his parents “made him.” I can’t believe I’m going to be a pregnant divorcee before I’m even able to legally have my first drink. FML
Today, my husband filed for divorce. He also put himself “In a relationship” with my daughter on Facebook. She turned 18 a few days ago. He says it’s no big deal because, “at least I waited until she was legal.” The spineless idiot just doesn’t get it. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
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TampaLex 3
I know it hurts but he’ll regret it. work on yourself and when he comes crawling back regretting his decision make sure you remember this hurt he caused. Screw him and his adolescent gf.
Hangryko 32
I'm so sorry, OP. Sue the piece of shit for emotional distress and so much alimony (and child support if you have kids with him), he can't spend anything on her.
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TampaLex 3
I know it hurts but he’ll regret it. work on yourself and when he comes crawling back regretting his decision make sure you remember this hurt he caused. Screw him and his adolescent gf.
Hangryko 32
I'm so sorry, OP. Sue the piece of shit for emotional distress and so much alimony (and child support if you have kids with him), he can't spend anything on her.
lalalaila777 24
so sorry to hear that, i feel your rage. he was likely already cheating on you for awhile, and she most likely will be cheated on by him as well, the silver lining is that it is ended now instead of him cheating for 20 years and bringing stds and numerous children from various women in to your life. you deserve better, Good luck to you
RichardPencil 32
Is she hot? I won't be impressed if she's a 19-year-old uggo.
sarsuela 29
2004? That's like 10 years ago? Call cops on the pedo!
dreams2383 20
your kidding right? she's 19 and an adult.
TomeDr 25
My ex was 45 and left our 20 year marriage for a 21 year old. She was 13 months old the day we for married. 🙄 Now he’s 60, has kids the same age as our grandkids so he can forget about retirement any time soon. And our youngest won’t talk to him.
Brightside86 31
Seems like this happens a lot and I always wonder how accomplished these younger partners must be. I mean assuming you're near your husband's age this other person has managed to surpass, supplant, and negate everything you've done in 20 years. How does this keep happening?
1known 34
You should thank him: you won’t grow old with a jerk and you’re young enough to find the right partner. For now it’s hard and it sucks but it might be for the better.