Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0
mist have been his first time too
AngryNinja 1
no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.
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Comments (197)
danman91 0
what a waste lol
angry_girl 0
that blows .... ha ha blows
CallMeHush 1
Double up on the latex.
Sandstorm_fml 0
Stupidest thing I have ever heard.
HeeeB21 0
I hope it wasn't to a guy LOL
terror_twins 0
I wouldn't even call that sex hahaha
Snehvide 0
sounds like my first time.. that suckes
ukiba 0
maybe you should loosen up a little
sidvoltaire 0
Deal with it
EPICApathy 0
look at the bright atleast it wasn't 30 mins of the worst sex you had.
R3kli3 10
Oh Jesus Lord!!