unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0
mist have been his first time too
AngryNinja 1
no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.
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Comments (197)
waNgEmsauCe 0
I'm sure you proceeded to give him a Mexican bowtie (urban dictionary) ;)
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Lovely.....
pineappleducki 4
Is that Die?
rider12 0
lol a bit excited
koolitaliano 0
you don't have to pay if it's her first time, it counts as training.
ambrz 0
it's ok ur first is usually terrible. it gets better with time and more experienced partners
Kee_1992 0
fyl. *rotfl* ok now i got that out of my system, you would do well to heed these words- dont go to quick, you'll fk shit up
kaydee085 0
awww that really sux!
CookiesNOJ 0
its kinda ironic no? uve been holding out for this long n got robbed in 30 seconds flat lol
Hendrixguy 0
slapped by IGNORANCE (:
reapfml 0
You after fifteen seconds: I WIN!!!! :D
aces88 1
tell him to grow some balls
akiranozaki 0
If you're unsatisfied, are you sure you finished? Either way, hahahahaha