unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0
mist have been his first time too
AngryNinja 1
no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.
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Comments (197)
audi00 0
it was prob his 1st too
DontTrustA_Hoe51 0
wow he like seriously needs toget it erected or dump that guy. or other wise its pointless.
efyurlifeLol 0
hahahaha dude get over it ur first times a doozy xD
bennjerry44 0
win
liljeron 0
suck
lovin_darkness 0
lol 152 a snickerdoodle is a sweet cinnimon cookie
jtst1 0
Took me an hour XD
Angeledice 0
Doesn't matter if the OP is a girl or boy. If they both liked that 30 seconds, it doesn't have to end with 1 round you know...
Rachaelzoey 0
ahhhh that sucks! same thing happened to me, except it was bout 3 min... and he's done it plenty of times, so he says..
PunchBuggie01 0
Yea, when i lost mine we were both virgins and it was a epic fail. we didnt know how to keep it in, lol. thrust thrust about 3 times and flooomp. out came the dickk... "Try again later?" i said. "Yes please." we both laughed :)