Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0
mist have been his first time too
AngryNinja 1
no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.
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Comments (197)
reapfml 0
shit is op the girl? nvm
maskedman 9
I'm confused. how do we know this is a woman. when I first read it I thought it was a man.
bsalway1212 0
haha most first times for men doesn't last long. so either he sucks in bed or he was a virgin too. but your first never adds up to all the glory
mcfaily 0
I hope it was with your husband.
waNgEmsauCe 0
you're dumb.... for serious.....
danielle8D 0
30 sec for sex? what did ur partner stick his dick in you for a few sec and thats it?
seanseansean321 0
that's how the first time goes for guys. as long as we ge off we don't give a ****. if you don't like it, be a lesbo
garrettjordan 0
how was it???
danielle8D 0
i dont like it and im bi already.
advent2060 4
**** that bro, im a dude and my first time with a girl lasted over an hour and a half so I dnt know what u mean wen u say a guys first time is usually Hella short maybe u had a 30sec problem as well?
robhud1 0
if you go quick..... give it a second and reload !!!!!!
DreamerofWorlds 0
That's not true at all. I've been with a couple of guys who had the opposite problem: they were so worried about pleasing me that they couldn't get themselves to ******. Not all guys are jackasses only worried about their own pleasure.
Sandstorm_fml 0
um, he said most guys. Unless I'm mistaken, you are not a representative of most guys... You are just naturally talented. most guys need to do it over and over to last a while. Look it up.
seanseansean321 0
well then your prolly a chronic masturbater
seanseansean321 0
yeah I'm sure that was the case. I'm positive it wasn't cuz your ugly. <<<sarcasm
DreamerofWorlds 0
110, read his comment again. He did not say most guys v
valitutto17 0
haha I don't think I lasted that long my first time
fylatfyldotcom 0
from who, this isn't an fml unless we know u enjoyed or liked this person alot...
amazing88 0
I'm sorry that must have really been a MAJOR Downer :(
RECEE 0
wow that sucks,u shud tell him to keep it in LONGER