Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
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summerloolooloo 0
So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?
zombzomb 0
what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?
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Comments (138)
Geo77_fml 0
man that's horrible, that's a definate fml.
IDOLGIRL 0
if you were wearing shorts, why did he pee on you "the whole time"?? why didn't you say or do something about it at the get-go? YDI for letting him whiz on you. Or maybe you're into golden showers?
mekarski1008 0
Well, there's an upside to wearing shorts, you can wipe the piss off. Other than that, FYL
mfmylifesrsly 30
agree 34. if they were jeans you'd have smelly jeans all day D:
nadsm 0
but it's freezing and snowy in virginia right now. he shouldn't be wearing shorts anyway...
MetroidSlayer01 8
45 Ftw!!!
pjfromok 0
PWNT!!!!
Latiote 6
was he pregnant?
fylreally 0
How in the **** do you piss violently. Now, I can see ******** violently.
bkenney 0
you're hot :P
michael32123 0
"Today, I went to take a shit in a toilet, a fat kid went in the stall next to me and started ******** violently and it got on me the whole time. FML"
gomego87 0
lmfao?? 65. I love you
boyguydudemalema 0
u totally deserved that one
astheworldfalls 0
Atleast you won't have athletes foot
bfffness 0
**** that, you don't get piss on you with pants.
sobe23 0
lmao. I was just thinking that!!!
warom 0
How does one pee violently? Was there blood? Fyl indeed.
warom 0
Hahaha oh my god. made my day
Kasey1994 0
Damn bro ... Beat that kids ass haha
bkullas 0
now that's just nasty. I would have pushed him over so he would pee on himself
themachine122 0
haha that made my day!
fallenkid 0
lol i know I pushed a kid in the bathroom while he was peeing and he got it all over himself
saucey12 1
ewwwwww, and then you punched him and told him he needs training on how to go to the bathroom
summerloolooloo 0
So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?
IfuckedMYlifebad 0
at least there were no urine marks where the pee went. but if you wore long pants It would be different
R3kli3 10
=O
froggi_fml 0
it was like ur own personal fountain!!..... of pee. o.O
Ajjas013 6
That's what we call an imported sex trick.
CherishFlowers 0
At least you weren't wearing pants, because then you would have to go home and change. You could probably just wash the pee off your legs, right?
zombzomb 0
what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?
buddyboyo 0
I was thinking the same thing.
adam511_fml 4
seriously
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
I was thinking exactly that as I read it.
Raidriar 14
Maybe the OP wanted to add details? Or was more repulsed because the kid was chubby? Stereotypes and prejudices are a thing unfortunately...
Yulia_fml 0
What I don't get is how the fact that he's chubby affects the story. If he's peeing violently, it's not cause he's fat!
Yulia_fml 0
haha sorry for the repetitive comment. the one right above me was posted within the exact same minute as mine.
Peroxide 3
It could be chode related...
youthink_fml 0
somebody's fat!