Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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Top comments
volnye 0
This may sound weird, but make sure it was about you. You're probably right, but wouldn't a misunderstanding really suck? I think it's never good to make big decisions about assumptions.
Lou_Briccant 0
Man, people need to realize that what they put on the internet is PUBLIC. Not referring to the author of this FML, but to the idiot girl who updated her Facebook reply in the FML.
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Comments (29)
kei1108 13
well, maybe she doesn't have any sense of what might be rude, or of anything that might offend people. haha she seems kinda like a ****.
jrsylilballer6 7
Maybe she meant it was a mistake not to go all the way . If she's worth it she wouldn't have said that
biggerthanlife 0
Maybe its cause she has a penis, and turns out you had a "sword fight" with your "downstairs" and she regrets it...
mkcherry 14
She might feel cheap or used since you guys aren't dating. She might not like you and regret it (wouldnt take it personally, we all make mistakes), or she might be worried about her birth control failing. Honestly I wouldn't get but hurt about it before even talking to the girl. Expressing your genuine interest in her might make her feel less horrible about having sex with someone she wasnt seeing (some girls care about that kind of stuff).
awkward611 26
Doesn't matter had sex.
CinderBrick 13
Confront her, it's no use having a girlfriend who thinks your a mistake
westcody 8
So a girl you really like slept with you. Sucks she doesn't want more, but at least you got that right?