Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
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thehazeman 0
being bisexual justs means you have more options
ktl_fml 0
i'm sorry to hear that, girl. i feel you. when my grandma found out, she said, "you should just trying having sex with more men. they're not ALL terrible in bed."
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Comments (68)
thehazeman 0
being bisexual justs means you have more options
Randen_fml 0
Back when I was in high school is was fairly common for ugly women to become "lesbian or bisexual." Only because no men would get with them. So WIN for your mom.
irishgirl92x 1
eh watch it
parrotthead44 0
Anybody tried plugging an electrical cord into an outlet lately? There's only one right way to do it.
mduffy08 8
Well, YDI for being bisexual.
P374RD3D 9
#55 yeah, but there's usually 2 outlets right next to each other
f_my_life_fml 0
Gotta love ignorance...we have no choice. :-)
misslicorice 0
Haha. My mother would never actually say that to me, but she'd think it if I came out of the closet to her.
winner_fail_2008 0
Im straight but don't really date very much. After my mom asked my if I had a sex drive she told me she would still love me if I grew up to live alone with my cats. :( OH MOTHERS
Rodin_fml 0
Just means you can choose between me and my sister, Mothers worry so.
ktl_fml 0
i'm sorry to hear that, girl. i feel you. when my grandma found out, she said, "you should just trying having sex with more men. they're not ALL terrible in bed."
gnoo_fml 0
i have a friend who's parents think she was influenced into being bi by her friends. narrow-minded.
Uziky_fml 0
Ok i so feel you I'm bi too my mom didn't freak or say anything like at... she said that "Oh, honey, your just trying to find out who you are." and i'm 14 i lean a little more tworeds girls for some reason i'm not a lesbian or straight it'll get better; just wear the name with pride^.^ trust me
IndigoFuckYou 9
ah, same situation, here. except my ex girlfriend was a bitchhhh. but no, bisexuals aren't always for threesomes, or anything like that. they just want to explore the other perspectives on things.
Yellow_Fish79 11
I'm also 14 and I had just recently discovered I was bi when I moved to a different state. (Alabama, go figure.) And I also lean more towered girls for some reason. I really want to tell my mom but she is incredibly judgmental of gays and lesbians but even I have heard her say to my brother that gays are just born that way, so maybe she will understand. I don't think I'm going to tell her for a long time though. Haha, parents can really be so ignorant sometimes.
fodbold25 12
I totally agree with you! I had such a hard time but when I hit 16 and moved out of the house it got so much easier! Be proud of who you are and the way you were meant to be. :-)
thewelshmetal 0
pink and stink ?
casanova_fml 0
being bi youve got a better chance that SOMEONE will know how to eat you out.