Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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volnye 0
This may sound weird, but make sure it was about you. You're probably right, but wouldn't a misunderstanding really suck? I think it's never good to make big decisions about assumptions.
Lou_Briccant 0
Man, people need to realize that what they put on the internet is PUBLIC. Not referring to the author of this FML, but to the idiot girl who updated her Facebook reply in the FML.
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mylifeisfucked3 0
Honestly, it might not be you! I once hooked up with a guy and felt extreme regret the next day. I too thought I had made the biggest mistake of my life! I thought I had made such a mistake because it was too early and we weren't in a committed relationship. I knew he didn't love me- he just wanted to have sex and I felt bad that I gave in. I cried the whole next day. I felt cheap and used and I thought he'd never call again since he'd gotten what he wanted. However he called the next day, and the next. We kept on dating and he didn't pressure me to have sex again. We're now in a relationship and have sex all the time. We both really like each other and I'm glad he didn't give up on me! Try sending her a text or giving her a call... you never know how she feels, and if you really like her you won't give up on her.
antifail 0
Ok genius u probally haven't mentioned the fact she was drunk and had no clue what the **** was happening and so she hooked up with the nearest loser aka u.......truth has been spoken
evamusical 12
It's not always like that, you know. You don't have to be drunk to hook up and regret the next day...
kelbabyy22 0
she wrote that on purpose. she knew you would see it. whyy else would she do a wall post instead of texting or calling or even sending a message ? i know it hurts but shes not into you like that. i know because ive done it beforee.
123sploosh 0
FTW
dan81892 2
at least you got some, am i right?
luongo6 0
how do u Noe tht she even meant hooking up with u was the terrible thing. something else couldve happened last nite too rite?
MexRomeo 0
ouch isn't a "ouch" enough word!!!!
aoife123 0
hahaha!
Camer0ne 0
Well at least that's all out of the way. You got some from a girl you really like BEFORE being eternally relegated to the 'friends ladder'. Or maybe she forgot to take her pill and you didn't pull out, who knows?
kei1108 13
That sucks.. but I'm gonna vote FYL and YDI because you should've known that she was a jerk before you hooked up with her. I don't actually think you deserved it, but I think you should've known. anyway, FYL.