Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, it's been two months since I started dating a woman I met at work after she had found out her boyfriend cheated on her. She confessed to me she only looked through his phone to find evidence so she wouldn’t feel bad for liking me. I was happy as can be for two months. Now she’s now going back to her ex. We all see each other every Sunday. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
What is it about women today that makes them such total bitches?
marvin_fml 0
Ditch her now. Apparently nothing you can do will ever make her as happy as her ex did. And she'll spend the rest of your life making you feel like crap for it. She evidently lacks any ability to understand how saying such a thing would make you feel. And her lack of empathy indicates a tendency towards sociopathic behaviour. Run, Run now. Run far away, And never look back.
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Comments (121)
icanspellgud 0
second
koolitaliano 0
fail, and OP sucks for you
ps2stony 0
FIRST!!!!!!
dante0220 0
exactly
TrekkieGirl 0
Dump her! I don't care how great you think she is. Anyone that can be that insensitive, doesn't deserve your time, let alone your love. FYL OP, but if you are still with her, YDI!
noPENGSinALASKA 0
you all have great points buy it's not that easy. have you ever had your heart broken by someone you truly love? if you have you would know how hard it is to get through. and if not than you prob never truly loved someone that's left you. you may have think you loved them. you could he through it, but you will never get over it.
cbubba008 0
hurahh thank u Jesus Christ
Jeff2017 0
.... lol first you mean
rosea888 0
umm not all girls r ***** if they want it.
ecko_7672 0
^ win
mkylem 0
#30 FAIL
toeknee33 0
third...dmn that sux u too late
ohSNAPyall 27
brrr that's cold
pfunk129 1
dump the *****
namnams 3
She's not a *****. Hes obviously comin on abbot strong.
time4coffee 3
Does she know she's your girlfriend?
Luckster 0
What is it about women today that makes them such total bitches?
LaceyCakes 0
not all women are bitches. but she sounds like one.
Luckster 0
She and many others aren't making the rest of us look very good. 8| It seems the bitchy ones outnumber the decent ones.
vetter_fml 0
On FML, you're really only going to hear about the bitchy ones...
Luckster 0
XD Fair enough!
froggi_fml 0
well what about guys?? from what I can tell nor many guys even try to impress girls anymore. they're just lazy duche bags.
Zills 0
snickerdoodle seems like the type of girl who says my moutth is tired 2 minutes into a bj and gives up who's the bitch
joshhh11 0
not all guys are douchebags
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Not all women are bitches and not all men are douchebags. But there are the ones who make their gender look bad.
ILookAtFMLs 13
#48 Look! There's a douche bag now!
olisykes_ 0
Wow, that sucks. I hope you're not going to stay with her.
Rykey 0
you sound like my brother.
toeknee33 0
money over bi...well you know
quinnteh 0
You can't meet halfway on a one way street.
Zills 0
on the sidewalk or if she's Asian.
YouGotTold 0
ydi females do not want constant attention drop her and start over
CallMeHush 1
Dude stop being her doormat, move on. Anyway, those nekkid pics of her "happiest" week will be hitting the 'net any day now.