Anonymous
Kingman, United States
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Good job
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
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Beirut, Lebanon
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Anonymous
Too trusting
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
fartje
Netherlands
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
ADH2000
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nerves
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
urrrppp
Netherlands
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Anonymous
United States
Recruitment hell
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Chris
Newark, United States
That one special feeling
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
interviewed
United States
The trumpet of success
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Top comments
TripleATeam 13
Well, look on the bright side. You outrank them, so they should regard you with respect anyway.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Where's the problem? Your job doesn't depend on that fart.
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Comments (54)
xx000o 27
You should have made it your friend and incorporated into the interview.
alioni 12
It was a smelly oportunity.
zeemonster424 15
If caught you could have said that you just felt so comfortable around the person you were interviewing! Farting is a sign of comfort at least in relationships...
vikky538 29
Now the interview could be very simple. Who ever bares that fart will get the job.
Hunkapoo 19
sounds like you broke the ice, but better than having horrible gas pains.
EvilLittleMan 23
New job interviewer tactic. Breaking the tension with wind.
mbock 15
I think that's awesome...
captainsmegma 12
The interviewee should have properly responded by complimenting you on both the volume and the delightful smells that has emanated from your asshole.
limegreenpoopie 31
Hope you gave him the job after putting him through all that
Sparx1_1 16
Do what every other interviewer does they then do something embarrassing while interviewing. Ignore the persons qualifications, disregard whether they deserve the job and hire the guy you didn't embarrass yourself in front of.