Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
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lolol182 4
lol fail
bghernandez2011 14
I wouldn't need a job if that were the case... Lol
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Comments (43)
lolol182 4
lol fail
chaos753159 4
wait you were peeing in the lobby? Why was there a urinal in the lobby?
someone2me2 1
The bathrooms located in the lobby area american
llScarlFacell 0
LOL This made me chuckle like a 5 year old
metalfan333 0
lol YDI for takin a piss in the lobby
Cjw1220 0
43, op is from NY you hair diaper
drdingus 27
Your lobby doesn't have one?
Kingrayer 0
it happens to everyone.
aimbug 42
It really doesn't.
greenman_fml 0
farts are funny. be proud of any noise that comes out of your body.
Gatsby208 0
That made me laugh
mrcarmine 0
shit, that's the kind of thing that would happen to me... i hope the interviewer had our kind of sense of humor, especially in THIS job market lol
Tri_fml 5
Hahaha. That made me lol :) I hope he had a sense of humor.. if I were interviewing you, it would certainly have helped you in your application :P
potentpotable 0
I hope that didn't affect your interview! Technically, he wasn't interviewing you on your bodily "exchanges" and "reactions," unless you were applying to be a corpse.
yeahreally 6
LOL well if i heard you giggle i would giggled too..
never_accepted 0
that would have been funny to be that interviewer: ur peeing right next to the guy you're gonna interview. he farts and starts giggling at the fact that he farted. wtf!!
aimbug 42
He probably didn't find it funny.
misskrisha 0
everybody farts, and at times of stress, you need a laugh.