Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Good job
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Too trusting
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Nerves
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Recruitment hell
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
That one special feeling
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
The trumpet of success
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Top comments
TripleATeam 13
Well, look on the bright side. You outrank them, so they should regard you with respect anyway.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Where's the problem? Your job doesn't depend on that fart.
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Comments (54)
Cherry83_fml 3
If they laughed, hire them! Farts are funny!!
Elban 20
If they acted like it was theirs instead and said excuse me I would've hired them on the spot
Destiny8745 29
Not me. That would seem like a kiss ass thing to do.
HeatherFeatherB 31
Reverse Stepbrothers!
smoothies14 32
Hey you aren't the one who has to worry about getting the job. Everything you do is a chance for you to judge how they react.
Ninjerman 7
did they get the job?
edmunson 22
If I was the interviewee I would walk out right then. It shows outright disrespect for others or simply no self-control. Just sayin'
Yastafari 16
Better out than in? (Shrug) guess Shrek is the only one who agrees with you in this case
canadiangirl98 9
It's more like " today during a job interview, the interviewer farted. I had to sit there and pretend I didn't hear it or smell the rancid stink wafting in the air. Fml"
Cebolamole 13
You could have just blamed the one you were interviewing, or stare into his/her eyes for a few seconds and then go like "that was a test. You passed".
Cebolamole 13
You could have just blamed the one you were interviewing, or stare into his/her eyes for a few seconds and then go like "that was a test. You passed".