Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
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dick_gozinya_ 0
lmfao. you should have been like "man, was that you?"
Darkon 0
Wait, girls fart?
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repyourcliche 0
lol, was it a laugh-snort-snot-sneeze kind of fart?
Zhejan 0
In my country, it is common courtesy to shit on your interviewer's desk
suaveneanderthal 0
so successful people never fart? Especially by accident? It's not like you felt a big one comin along and lifted up a butt cheek and yelled check this out as you let it rip.
GreenMeanie 0
Yeah I'll ****** lay your nuts on a ****** dresser Just your nuts layin on a ****** dresser And bang them ***** with a spiked ****** bat BLAOWWW!!
Reyo 2
I f*cken loled at 13 and 29.
infest0125 0
Just because you're applying for a job doesn't mean you should always avoid natural chemical reactions. If your interviewers honestly think that you shouldn't fart or poop, you probably wouldn't wanna work there.
sucktobeyou 0
did your interviewer laugh? If yes, congratulation you got the job !!
Dirtyd1062 0
Umm... Has anybody on here seen the movie step brothers? I think I smell a fake. Lol
Subtext 10
I didn't see the movie but the same thing happened to me too - except for the fact that is was a silent one.
FMLrockzdude 0
zejan where the f**k do u live?
bubbles987 0
omg I hate it when that happens! lol
skyttlz 32
ah I'm lmao from #29
sucknuts69 0
I thought it was going to be silent*Dale's voice
sucknuts69 0
I thought it was going to be silent*Dale's voice
Instag8r 0
farted huh, is this really a FML? doubtful, however if you had shit your pants, then yes. it would been.
bonbon805 0
agreed
skullman870 1
Think about it, he farted in front of his interviewer, for his perfect job, for a job he has been searching for, for a while now. So ya this is an FML
whateverrrr 0
I hope you just acted like nothing whatsoever happened.
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
U shoulda did like Peter on Family Guy and talked over it. But I agree it's no fml, ur moderators suck!
dick_gozinya_ 0
lmfao. you should have been like "man, was that you?"
smellymellyy 7
ROFL!
Darkon 0
Wait, girls fart?
Dr_Jalepenos 0
were u looking at the interviewer while farting?
akiro525 3
hopefully that does not effect the decision being made
dick_gozinya_ 0
girls dont fart. the OP must be a man.
netfreak 0
i heard they fart rainbows and skittles
Six_and_the_Moon 3
When you are not there they certainly do ... and if drunk enough, they'll do it on cue. To the OP - If they can't understand the sneeze/pressure/fart reaction, or are willing to deny you employment because of it, you are probably better off not getting a job there anyway.
beautiful_mayhem 0
=]
plexico 4
If you are as prepared, qualified and eager as you say you are, that should not be a real problem. Unless you are auditioning as a nude dancer. That would be an automatic disqualifier since the clubs are kind of drafty and the customers are staring right up your asshole most of the time. . . or so I've heard.
the_stereotype 0
this comment just made my day
angel1495 0
Ok, everyone farts. EVEN GIRLS. It might be embarrassing, but if you're ever in a situation like that again just handle it with class and say something along the lines of "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for that to happen" and move on. Ignoring it is far worse, because that just leaves an awkward tension between you and the interviewer. Apologize and immediately move on with the conversation or simply move on to another subject if possible. FYL for sure, because I know I would still be mortified if that happened to me. But at least situations like that make you think about what to do if it ever happens again. I hope you get the job!!!!! :]
22jrdn55 15
doubt it! girls fart? thats not possible
beautiful_mayhem 0
lol plexico