Anonymous
Too trusting
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Kingman, United States
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Anonymous
United States
Good job
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
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Beirut, Lebanon
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
ZG1
Thanks for coming in, Mr Belch
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
ADH2000
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nerves
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Recruitment hell
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
fartje
Netherlands
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
interviewed
United States
The trumpet of success
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Chris
Newark, United States
That one special feeling
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Top comments
core01 30
There are certain times you hold your fart, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Job interviews are one.
RichardPencil 32
Perhaps you ought to apply for work at a shitty company.
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core01 30
There are certain times you hold your fart, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Job interviews are one.
RichardPencil 32
Perhaps you ought to apply for work at a shitty company.
Glitterbaby2613 20
yeah McDonald's is perfect lol
enginsteve 17
you will find as you get older your ability to trust a fart becomes less and less. I suggest you use this as a learning opportunity and prepare for your glorious future accordingly