Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
My son the moron
Today, my son got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He decided it was bullshit and floored the gas. He barely made it half a mile before losing control and crashing into a house. Now I'm being sued by the homeowner, my son is in jail, and my car is totaled. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Confess!
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML
Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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llCHR15ll 0
sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!
macallan8 0
hahaha and how old is your son?
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zeta24 0
arrest him
himynameissam 2
cops are lame
cindayy77 0
are you kidding? cops are pretty awesome, the risk their lives to protect us.
lmaoatall 6
next time you're in trouble, call a crackhead for help!
doc_j 0
i agree with you cops have a sense of self entitlement and feel they rule the world but 99% are useless and had no real skill in life so they became a cop. most couldnt even get into college so now there pissed at the world.
sxe_beast 11
Wow, just wow. Where do I start with this? First off, A LOT of law enforcement officials I know have college degrees. A lot of them hold criminology/criminal justice degrees because that's what they've wanted to do their entire lives. They didn't just think "Well I failed at life lets go be a cop". I've met a few who hold law degrees or psychology degrees. One of my friend's father decided that he wanted to become a cop because his parents were murdered. His family is super wealthy and he could have done anything with his life, but he decided to work for the police department. Officers come from all walks of life and have varying reasons for wanting to become cops. I'm so glad that you think that the police officers who lost their lives on 9/11 are useless. Or the police officers who have died in the line of duty to protect our country are useless.
doc_j 0
wow ok there were 23 police officers killed on 9/11 and just cause i think most are useless does not mean i want any of them to die. that being said just because they were caught in a horrible situation didnt make them saints while they were walkin the earth. thats the best thing about america, freedom of speech and opinion. an i promise that i wont be the last dumd ass to express feelings like this
kingjames2306 0
you must be a stupid young punk that gets in trouble so you hate on cops
doc_j 0
false actually 25 years old 7 years in the military never arrested as amatter-of-fact never had a speeding ticket. just my opinion. happy memorial day weeked
pink_raindrops 26
#64 I have a few friends who decided to become cops and they had to go to college to be able to, so saying that cops can't even get into college is completely rediculous. I can understand people hating cops though because there are alot who kind of abuse their power, especially towards teenagers but I think you're being extremely harsh on them for someone who seems to have never actually dealt with cops. You haven't gotten in trouble with them in any way, yet you hate them completely it seems...that's a bit odd to me.
irockfendergirl 0
64- if you'd do your research, you'd learn that most departments won't take anyone without a college education. It must suck to go through life with a chip on your shoulder.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Wow, Doc_j rants on how cops have very little education, yet he has already 7 years experience in a profession that does not even require you to finish highschool.
FMLandurstoo 9
make him pay?
Rawr_means_love3 0
0.0 wow 0.0
airborn54 0
dumbass! YDI
hawty12345 0
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hawty12345 0
Shit, sorry guys.
nocanhaz 4
You might want to get his eye sight checked out. Because if he can't see a car that isn't even 10 feet away, that's not safe.
holymolybro 0
Well, have fun reporting that.
nekro_onslaught 0
haha did u test ur sons blood alcohol level?
Kitkatrehab 0
Exactly what I was thinking!
mimego 0
too funny