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Mr Metaldom, Norway! 45 years-old In a relationship

Miramichi 30 May 2011, 12:18 Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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Jess 30 May 2011, 15:46 United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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meyo555 2 June 2011, 09:45 United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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ugh 14 June 2011, 17:56 United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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