Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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WitEluded 13
46 students!? The lack of proper funding for school music programs makes me sick too
Rosebudx 32
Hopefully you had no sympathy pukers :/ You really pick up all sorts of weird illnesses and bugs at school. Feel better soon!
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Comments (77)
Miss_Chevious 37
First time for everything
cryssycakesx3 23
should have made some sort or arrangement after the first time...
Brandi_Faith 34
I kind of agree with 23. Puking once or twice, definite FYL, but by 3 or 4 times its kind of a ydi. You probably should've made arrangements to go home after the second time, or at least get a teacher to cover so you can spend time in the bathroom till a replacement comes. In an emergency, it's the principles job to fill in, so I'm sure you could've gone home. Either way though, it's FYL that you were sick. Puking is the worst thing in this world! Hope you feel better soon op!
sureshadow 23
Did you ever think that it was 4 times in a row?
brand125 17
23/33- it sounds like the op only had a few seconds in between times, because OBVIOUSLY she would not continue to teach afterwards.
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
FYL and **** their lives.
missa8604 26
Ugh. It's so miserable to be sick in front of your students! I hope you feel better!
Rosebudx 32
Hopefully you had no sympathy pukers :/ You really pick up all sorts of weird illnesses and bugs at school. Feel better soon!
lanaoftherey 12
Your profile picture though
WitEluded 13
46 students!? The lack of proper funding for school music programs makes me sick too
blueyoshi_fml 16
....it was more likely a performing ensemble like band or chorus then a elementary general music class. I would be ecstatic to have that many in my choruses
randomname98 22
There have been close to 50 kids in each class I've been in my whole life. I thought it was normal
amanda182 19
Having that many kids in a music class is normal. My choir class has even more than that.
igive 29
Yeah for choir and band rehearsals that is reasonable, but for instrumental lessons, it is not. Students learning to play instruments need lots of help.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I'm sorry, when did they mention a chorus class? That's a basic class there. If that's a chorus class, it's very tiny.
blueyoshi_fml 16
I have 19 kids in mine at a rural K 12 school, sorry if that doesn't match your opinions of a chorus.
Ashd09 30
Most of my regular classes have at least 40 students. We had a big surge of new students this year and our school building is too small for them. In some places a bigger class size is normal
Kikiers21042 18
When I was at my high school we had one band teacher during my concert band practice we had 60 students, but during marching band we had 150 students in it. But it also included eight grade middle schoolers (bout. 10 kids) and my school was small. We got to be in the rose parade multiple times and go to Disneyland two to three times a year to play there. And many competitions we won. Luckily the school gave the arts department (art, band, choir) a lot more funding then the sports.
ashieme2009 12
#37, her username is "musicteacher."
doodlesdork 7
If its a band or choir class that's a fairly normal size... In my high school we had 3 band sections, freshmen, concert band, and wind ensemble for the best players. Each section had 30-50 kids. This is at a small town public school that is in the top 100 music programs in the country, so it isn't always about funding. Depends on the situation.
Frammy007 7
All of this is making me sad, especially #19 and #26. In my grade 12 music class we had to do a split with grade 11 because total there were 11 of us. I never had better instruction in my life and improved so much that year. The most I ever had in any class in elementary/middle/high school was 21 and now I feel really lucky. Thanks Canada! <3
maiziedog 8
Ouch. I'm sorry! I have 15 kids in my homeroom 2nd grade class, but we switch for language and math. I have 18 at the most. However, 2/3 of my students have autism or a different disability. The rooms were also designed for a maximum of 10, so we are cramped! I also started the year without even a pencil sharpener. There's education funding, right?
lefsetang 15
Try having only 5 students in advanced band class.. Playing junior high music. It's saddening to me how much my school's music program has degraded over the years.
UsernameTaken14 18
Don't sweat it! Your students will understand, everyone's been there. Embarrassment and being sick sucks while it happens but we all understand :)
viaaaaaa 22
At least you still haven't had a student puke in class.
cryssycakesx3 23
I thought this was witty
iShanny 13
That's pretty amazing that you've never had one student throw up in your class in 9 years. I teach preschool and had 3 kids throw up in my room yesterday alone (Granted, there's a bug going around.) Hope you feel better OP!
elyssa112 6
That's because it's preschool lol . Preschoolers throw up all the time for whatever reason
devildog562 33
It happens . It's teachers like you who help us all. FYL op
AutisticAbyss 10
Imagine if you started a chain reaction!
cryssycakesx3 23
I just remembered the family guy episode...
iAlissa 34
Wasn't it cause they drank some sort of chemical to see who puked first? They were fighting over the last slice of pie or something haha
Gunny20 25
Ha, imagine somone puking trough their tuba.
fml510605 16
THE CHOWDER!!!!!!! Lol
rachelfromtarget 14
Hopefully you're okay OP. I cant imagine what would cause someone to puke four times in a row.