Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
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Soninuva 41
I think your boyfriend got the wrong idea when someone told him that bikers love to race.
alphafish17 16
What do the kids parents have to do with it?
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Comments (13)
juuuliaaa_fml 28
Sure hope the kids parents aren't going crazy. Then again, I might if I was his parents. Hope your boyfriend gets some driving lessons!
alphafish17 16
What do the kids parents have to do with it?
MDoremis 38
Uh, because he's ten and can't take his own legal action for being hit by a car?
soullyfe 33
6: The kid wasn't hit though... just the car in front.
MDoremis 38
I misread the FML to where the kid was in front of them.
Soninuva 41
I think your boyfriend got the wrong idea when someone told him that bikers love to race.
LyricaSilvan 30
I wouldn't be able to stand dating someone that immature, personally. There's silly, tolerable immaturity, and then there's people who do stupid things because they choose not to act like responsible adults.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Is your boyfriend's name Ronnie Pickering?
trollbot13 12
nice reference
jvanevery 19
what was the motivation here drag racing a bicycle or just trying to get ahead of the bicyclist I hate driving next to people on bicycles it's just nerve-racking