adogg18
United States
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Langley, Canada
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Why son?
My son the moron
Today, my son got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He decided it was bullshit and floored the gas. He barely made it half a mile before losing control and crashing into a house. Now I'm being sued by the homeowner, my son is in jail, and my car is totaled. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
ishouldhidethekeys
United Kingdom
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Anonymous
Villa Sarmiento, Argentina
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Sad man
United States
Confess!
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
ihatekids
Billerica, United States
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML
bym5052
United States
Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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llCHR15ll 0
sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!
macallan8 0
hahaha and how old is your son?
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iLazy 0
Tell your boss your car is damaged and you must use your own car. Indirect promotion to undercover cop.
tr3vst3r 5
arrest him, and arrest yourself while you're at it
Molord1 0
that was just stupid... go die...
ConradDavid 1
don't tell people to die mkay tellin people to die is bad mkay
lalasha10 0
D.I.E die die die die die die die die.
tr3vst3r 5
you're stupid
macallan8 0
haha buuurn;)
angel55033 12
crashed or slowly drove into?
pwilly 8
slowly crashed :-P
llCHR15ll 0
that tattoo looks like it was ever so slightly painful
FYLimhoYDI 0
yea painful, but sexy as hell!
xxchrisxx18 0
that tattoo is so cool! I just got one on my forearm and it took like 2 and 1/2 hours. I can't imagine how long that took
Eggers 2
hehe funny mental images. "what are you doing son? stop!!!!!" *keeps driving*
Kingspin 0
Bring out the handcuffs!
turbosupra 0
only two options from here... you're going to have the best driver in the world... or, the worst. there will be no middle ground. LOL
Slythrr 0
he got that from you jk haha
Good_Burger 3
that sucks
johnson94 5
^ wants the attention of creepy old men.
sensoon15 7
144- was thinking that maybe, just maybe, short shorts was gay. (not against gays, for all those "serious" people out there)
ramurrump 0
agreed 141
ElenaBeattie 0
wow that sucks
HU4L188 0
atleast it was urs
rawrrawrrachael 0
well that wasn't smart :/
emmiep1011 7
why wouldn't you have taken the wheel to steer away from your parked car? stupid
hockeyrocks39 0
Maybe it happened at the last second and there wasn't time... "stupid" Kind of like how your Dad tried to pull out but didn't in time and here you are... FTW
emmiep1011 7
hmm maybe but you're just some cum your mom should have swallowed. STUPID
kouklistax3 2
123. your my hero for the day.