Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, while walking around outside with my friends, I was told that I have no right to complain about the heat since I'm not fat. Thirty minutes later, I had sweat out all the liquid in my body and promptly passed out from heat stroke. FML
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isallwaysme 27
i have never seen anybody sweat that much before. i would assume you were literally sweating enough to fill buckets
isallwaysme 27
for your consideration; the following comments have/will never been/be funny;--Shitty situation--sticky situation--slippery situation--etc..please stop posting comments like these for the sanity of others. thank you very much.
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Comments (58)
fakedsincerity 32
That's a slippery situation.
isallwaysme 27
for your consideration; the following comments have/will never been/be funny;--Shitty situation--sticky situation--slippery situation--etc..please stop posting comments like these for the sanity of others. thank you very much.
isallwaysme 27
touché
daniel_0084 14
Haha
Ambient25 25
I find this whole situation emasculating
TheCanucklehead 22
I'm flabbergasted by these comments. It behooves me that words such as emasculated are being uttered in such divine fashion
noelasis94 18
Remember safety first.
patrickalamo 48
Bring a towel...
Uramonkey 11
And take a shower...
ironichalibut 24
And no running around the pool Or bringing towels that only want to get high.
ilianaaa 8
Honestly, I've done this. but I never got a concussion, I just slipped and caught myself lol
roro_superloser 13
Sorry OP. that blows.
daniel_0084 14
You deserve it. Who the hell falls in their own sweat.
isallwaysme 27
yeah like really, YDI for sweating, freak.
daniel_0084 14
He doesn't deserve for sweating. He deserves it because he was dumb enough to fall in it.
DaDezza244 31
22, OP is a girl you imbecile
daniel_0084 14
35 So are you calling me retarded or a criminal. Because last I checked, OP doesn't mention their gender once in the FML.
xplicitkontent 18
The female gender sign is located right next to the OP's username.
missfrenchie 11
There's as lip and slide at your gym cool! but remember ! Wear a helmet ;) But in all seriousness, hope you feel better :)
rocker_chick105 31
A lip and slide huh? Sounds kinky ;)
Catkam623 27
Sounds like a *******.
missfrenchie 11
Uuurrghh -.- I meant SLIP and slide... I was typing too fast
tenac71 6
bummer man.
GoBoulder 20
OP is female.
isallwaysme 27
i have never seen anybody sweat that much before. i would assume you were literally sweating enough to fill buckets
ironichalibut 24
Or a pool..
outoftown 27
I've seen it. Wished the guy had put towels on the floor around the machine. "Clean-up at step machine 3!"
venus89 17
At the doctor didn't tell you that you smelled. :)
radmuffin 12
It's like she's trying to speak to me!?
Zen_Mei 17
#7 Your English teacher didn't teach you how to construct proper sentences?
purebliss_fml 19
You must sweat a lot. Sounds like you had a good workout!
tj5810 21
Time to invest in either better shoes or a better gym...
azwethinkweiz87 11
You didn't have a mat down on the floor when you were working out? And no air conditioning yeouch!
ironichalibut 24
Maybe they did, but it sank to the bottom of the pool! :o