adogg18
United States
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Langley, Canada
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Why son?
My son the moron
Today, my son got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He decided it was bullshit and floored the gas. He barely made it half a mile before losing control and crashing into a house. Now I'm being sued by the homeowner, my son is in jail, and my car is totaled. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
ishouldhidethekeys
United Kingdom
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Anonymous
Villa Sarmiento, Argentina
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Sad man
United States
Confess!
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
ihatekids
Billerica, United States
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML
bym5052
United States
Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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llCHR15ll 0
sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!
macallan8 0
hahaha and how old is your son?
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Djzom13 0
Go get in it and pull him over!
nekro_onslaught 0
some people can't take a joke
darlingdollie 24
That sounds like a total wreck!
mtmxdd 2
you deserve it for being a policeman.
nekro_onslaught 0
hahaa win!
doc_j 0
i bet u didnt write urself a ticket douche bag. but i bet you will be out tomorrow giving out erronious tickets to anybody just to cover the damages and win a 25 dollar gift card to applebees at the end of the year for most citations given.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I'm fairly certain cops aren't allowed to write themselves tickets. He would need another cop to ticket him.
doc_j 0
sure he could. lets see theres 1) reckless driving 2) child endangerment 3) destruction of govt or state property do i need to go on?
Gloritank 8
1) If his son(who could and probably at least is with a permit) is the one driving he get's the ticket. And how can you prove reckless driving? Accidents happen. 2) If the cops off duty means he isn't working atm. 3) Quit being a moron.
dvl2035 10
kids with permits don't get the ticket. the adult in the car does.
jeffdubya 0
Can you write in a more coherent manner? Oh, wait... you're a cop. FAIL.
Pigpen181 3
It doesn't matter what adjustments are done to the drivers seat, someone that requires a booster seat.......can't reach the brake pedel.
LakersFanatiC 3
woow what are the chances that this could happen
Blacksmokehick 0
god bless you for protecting the citizens of this great country.
SorrowFull 8
did you ticket your son?