adogg18
United States
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
Langley, Canada
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Why son?
My son the moron
Today, my son got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He decided it was bullshit and floored the gas. He barely made it half a mile before losing control and crashing into a house. Now I'm being sued by the homeowner, my son is in jail, and my car is totaled. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
ishouldhidethekeys
United Kingdom
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Anonymous
Villa Sarmiento, Argentina
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Sad man
United States
Confess!
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
ihatekids
Billerica, United States
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML
bym5052
United States
Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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llCHR15ll 0
sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!
macallan8 0
hahaha and how old is your son?
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Comments (193)
Albinsabu2005 0
Way to teach your son the pitting move... Next time let him be in the cop car..
DeadxManxWalking 27
he was practicing the PIT moves you taught him
nothingtodisplay 7
why the **** would you let your kid drive your squad car? YDI for being a dumbfuck and letting him drive
shlongbottom 4
Uh....if you'd read it clearly you'd notice that the son hit the squad car, he wasn't driving it. Just sayin'
nothingtodisplay 7
oh... my bad but he's still a dumbfuck for letting him drive..
thewife5 19
he didn't.. ****eyeroll****
DakotaCat 4
Ydi for letting a 6 year old drive!
wafflerampage 0
my dad let's me drive his car and I don't even have my learners yet, and I do fine
pink_raindrops 26
That's incredibly dangerous to do..if you want to drive get a permit, if you're too young for one then you really shouldn't be driving. I can't believe a parent would actually think it's ok to let their kid do that. Your dad needs to think about your safety more than he actually is.
TKrisha_fml 5
Thinl of it this way atleast it wasnt a cop that could have given you a ticket
rhysfucker 24
that sucks bro. maybe let him practice in the mall parking lot?
XxGuard 0
Do what my dad did, take the kid to a parking lot with no cars in it, and even with speed bumps, they can learn the feel of the vehicle, control, parking, how to line up the wheels on a speed bump (if any). Make them do circles over and over and over. Than make the kid go to distances near by, and than longer and longer distances as they get better. Worked for my huge family, it should work for your kid.
ohthatgirl 0
I thought cops were smart
XxGuard 0
the kid is at the wheel, not the dad (the cop). So how does it have anything to do with the intelligence of the cop?
SirBedevere 0
You're son is either blind, or a woman. Waiting for the thumbs down...
pink_raindrops 26
Maybe it was a blind asian woman