Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
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JinxosGirl87 0
Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.
fluffy_nuggets 0
At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."
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Comments (101)
ArcticPuppet 0
Maybe he's just Going Green's bitch. I mean, really? Is it that bad? You don't get out of the shower to take a piss and then go BACK to shower. A lot of people don't use their toilet except for taking ***** because they pee in their shower. It's not uncommon for someone to pee in the shower.
ambowew 7
Has your nose been plugged up for your entire life, or at least since you started pissing in the shower? That stench is enough to knock out a horse, or at least cause excessive eye watering.
sherryl_fml 0
What's wrong with taking a piss in the shower?¿?
cannibal_kitty 4
Troglodyte! Please get him neutered immediately. Thumbs up for #1
Justin23L 2
I think he'd still be able to pee.
iwadasn 33
45, the neutering is so he can't breed and produce more uncivilized idiots like himself.
p8ntcheck 4
And I thought I was the only one...
MellyBee 9
How does your boyfriend not know where the bathroom is? OP makes it sound as if he's already been to the house and just hasn't slept over yet... The bathroom is usually one of the first places you show to a guest!
maphineRAWRS 10
Is it weird that you find this weird or is it weird I don't find this weird..??
Steve95401 49
I'm surprised that the boyfriend didn't go outside and "mark his territory". I just hope he doesn't spray all over the inside of OP's house like a tomcat would.
SamCat 21
tell him its back at His place ;)
metallicshadow 16
the shower is most likely in the same room as the toilet, so it should be fine. either way, the toilet and shower drain end up in the same sewage, lots of people (including myself) piss in the shower anyways
perdix 31
He probably uses he toilet for making wine, a little trick he learned in prison. You need to be the sommelier in this relationship. Trust me on this one.