Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
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JinxosGirl87 0
Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.
fluffy_nuggets 0
At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."
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Comments (101)
bamagrl410 31
He "slept over your house"? How does one go about doing this? I must try it. Don't mind me, just trolling.
Jason199615 0
down the hall to the left.
catseventhst 0
I pee in the shower while I'm taking a shower :)
teague95 16
I shower naked :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
You shower naked? (gasp) you ****!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Shower? What in the hell is that?
OhLohd111 11
Not only do I shower naked, I'm naked underneath my clothes.
pyemeister23 1
Whoa! Kinky girl :O
SupraHippo 6
Thanks for sharing :3
suavesuave 2
tell him not to pee in the bed! I have a feeling he would
Nolnah 14
*SMH*
nitinsharma 4
Learn to take a joke, he was probably kidding.
Justin23L 2
Or maybe since a shower and a toilet would be in the same room, only asking for one would be fine...
lexiepullen 7
It's still rude to throw your shit down and say "I gotta take a piss" before saying hello especially if it is the first time he's slept over. My boyfriend an I have been together two years and he while he jokes around he would never behave that way.
cheeseboy77 0
tell him your shower is not available at the moment and he should leave his message in the toilet near it.
FYLDeep 26
Last guy I remember having such an uncanny interest in the shower worked for Penn State.
Coacy 6
I've heard too many Penn state jokes...
FYLDeep 26
Why, are they hitting a little to close to home with you?
lionheart822 13
Too* haha just had to do it to a frequent commenter, forgive me. =)
Justin23L 2
I hope these jokes never get old. Just like Sandusky wishes those children won't.
benderbot19 0
You are unforgiven.
alexh15 13
Hi honey. Nice to see you too.
stuth186 7
Marking his territory??