Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
You ain't seen me, right?
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Creeped out
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
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24788 7
Haha, at least you had a towel.
Isamermaid 17
YDI for not taking the stairs. ...and I'm even a Conservative.
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JoshTheMaggot 8
omg that sucks ahaha. I'd be embarasses. omg I'm first finally. epicness!
TheCurlyTheory 0
epicness.... fail
JoshTheMaggot 8
omg in my race to claim first I spelled embarasses wrong hehe. isn't that embarassing fml lol
remy_xi 0
YDI for having terrible grammar.
null_fml 11
^ The above person is retarded.
robotiick 12
^follow the arrow above me he's a **** tard
24788 7
Haha, at least you had a towel.
ThatsSoRaven 0
Aww, Thats So Raven.
AliceC_fml 3
dude. fail. no one watches that show anymore.
ThatsSoRaven 0
You're So NOT Raven.
g3rusz 6
It's a dorm. Naked girls in the lobby are usual business. I guess the people there weren't exactly surprised or anything...
DarkJoy_fml 5
I'm calling fake till someone gives me a legitimate argument. First are you ******* retarded to not press a floor? Second if you are really on a college campus when you enter in you need a key to enter into the elevator to make it even work and press the floor that you wanted to go to. Maybe it is different in other places, but that is what I am used to. Seriously though back to my first point how the hell can you get in an elevator and NOT press the floor. You are an idiot. YDI!
null_fml 11
I've never lived in a college dorm, but some schools might have less security than others. But as for not pressing the floor, there could have been someone else in the elevator who did press a button and she distractedly/groggily assumed that person was going to the same floor. I'm all for calling fake on FMLs that really need it, but if you're calling fake based on the stupidity of the OP, you are seriously underestimating the amount of stupidity in the world.
Elamdri 0
My school only required a key to call the elevator from the Lobby. Once you were on a residential level, it was just a button. Regardless, this is embarrassing, but in college, not really a huge deal.
hannah6 0
one dorm I lived in required a key for access to anything. Another I lived in only required a key to get in the building after midnight on weekdays... you could come and go as you pleased on any floor. I think the real issue here is the OP being a lazy **** for taking the elevator DOWN ONE FLOOR instead of the stairs.
spartan_girl 0
None of the dorms on the campus where I did my undergrad at required anything to get on the elevator, or even in the building during the day. I doubt anyone would have been very surprised to see someone in a towel walking around in a dorm with community bathrooms, at my old school anyway. I'm sure it was embarrassing for you OP,and that is part of the reason why I always lived in dorms with suites instead of community bathrooms- no walking down the hallway to get to the bathroom :)
haharyan732 0
hi im the OP. here's my legitimate argument. First off, yes im an idiot for not pressing the button this is something i notoriously do in my own dorm i get in the elevator and then it closes and i sit there for a few seconds woindering why im not moving til i realize i didnt hit a button. but in this case i didnt even sit there for like a second cuz i hadnt hit anything and someone on the first floor must have hit the button so i was moving once the doors had closed. It wasnt till I passed the floor that I needed to get off at that I realized what was going on. Second, a key to get in the elevator? I believe that it occurs it some schools but no that absolutely does not make the story fake. In his dorm you need a key to get into the building and the cafeteria thats it. But even if he did have a dorm where I needed to use a key in the elevator, couldn't I have just taken his key with me and not included that in the post? why would i include that? Third, for all saying I should have taken the stairs, I agree but I don't know where they were and in Boston I figd theyd be very cold and I didn't know how stairs in a towel would work. ...but basically ^^ the above kid is miserably lifeless for feeling strongly enough to leave such an angry yet pointless comment.
TheCurlyTheory 0
agreed. ignore them dudee.
Isamermaid 17
YDI for not taking the stairs. ...and I'm even a Conservative.
hannah6 0
I was going to say the exact same thing! one floor, come on! I hated it in college when people would take the elevator for less than 3 floors.
Ohmar 0
maybe they were tired? after a long day of work or what ever one flight of stairs can seem like a mountain
harmonyGT 0
I was thinking the same, but if she was only wearing only a towel maybe that wouldn't work so well. I mean I've never tried walking stairs in only a towel, but it could be problematic.
harmony88 0
The stairs may have also been a long way from her destination and she wanted to avoid possible embarrassment. I would have brought my clothes to the shower with me, just to prevent something like this from happening.
haharyan732 0
hi, im the OP. I didn't even know where the stairs were. Plus I figured it would be freezing in the stairwell. The stairwell at my school is soooo cold.
im2good25 0
Pics plz