Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
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JinxosGirl87 0
Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.
fluffy_nuggets 0
At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."
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Comments (101)
637R4YP3D 5
That's what you get for being gay.
KiddNYC1O 22
The strong urge to urinate makes you trip...
Darse56 7
that's just plain funny
ty1992_farmlife 12
He sounds like a real dick and takes advantage of you when ever he can and doesn't care about anyone but himself.
nvo 6
Did you find him on a tree?
allen2688 6
I moniterised this fml haha
CarissaKiller 8
LOL. Well atleast he wants to be clean.
laxmtl28 6
its next to the sink he will be craping in and besides ur razer he shaved hes nuts with
angrynegro7 16
I always pee in the shower while I'm taking one. It always drives my girlfriend nuts, especially when I remind her that it's going to the same place whether I go in the shower or toilet.
DELlirous14 0
For some reason I imagined he said a very ghetto voice!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!