Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML
Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML
Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
Today, I was hanging in the street with the boys, listening to some jams on my car's new speaker system. Some asshole from the apartments above me threw a bag of trash at my car. Direct hit. FML
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Aelaena 6
Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.
zmiddz 0
Gangbangers drink milkshakes?
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kingbeau 0
Yeah, pretty much if you report their car for drugs, hit and run, probably a drive by shooting, theft, armed robbery, and possibly even having stolen that car then you're pretty much guaranteed they've been involved in them... And who the hell dislikes classic rock THAT much? Douchebags... Although granted it is pretty annoying when people refuse to keep their music to themselves no matter what it is.. Classic rock is probably one of the least annoying when it comes to that though...
Calciumrich 0
FYL Classic Rock is the shit
Wtfisflapdoodle 0
#44 or Don't Stop Believing. and to everyone maybe the wannabes were blasting music too.
EOD_Elmo 0
Does the way this FML is worded piss anyone else off?
takran 0
On the bright side, leather is really easy to clean compared to cloth seats. Now if it got on your carpet... FYL.
missbrunettgirl 0
What jerks!
regalarius 0
While every time someone drives by me blasting music it makes me want to strangle them...well, strangulation *heals* (unless I do it right) whereas milkshake stains don't. Even if I like the music, all I can usually hear is the bass. YDI for blasting music, but the punishment here really *isn't* fitting the crime...FYL.
thequeenofscots 0
You should've gotten out of that car and gone AC/DC on their asses.
chea_chea 0
Look on the brightside, if they were cloth the milkshake would've been absorbed into it and you would've been screwed, Leather FTW. Yeah people who blast their music look really stupid, I was at the gas station filling up and there were a lot of middle-aged and older people and this guy drove in with a beat-up lincoln that probably looked just like those guys in the SUV, listening to rap on full blast with all the windows down. I tried to hold myself back from laughing. If you're going to "blast" your music, keep the windows up. Better for both you and them.
scuba_steve045 0
And I bet those wana be "gangstas" were prolly blastin that S*** that they call music, in their damn escalade, with their low profiles and spinners going round-n-round, with their pants around their ankles cause "they so hood"... They need to go die in a fire.