Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"Here you go, Doc. One urine sample, shaken, not stirred."
RichardPencil 32
My guesses are: 1. The cat 2. Bill Cosby 3. Laura Ingraham I don’t really care if I win — the thought of any or all of these choices covered in pee is victory enough.
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Comments (6)
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Here you go, Doc. One urine sample, shaken, not stirred."
Glowworm56 27
I bet James Bond annoys his doctor with that line all the time when he goes for his physical and takes his urine test.
BurnInDemonFire 39
James Bond doesn't have physicals. He ***** the women that try to kill him, and MI6 are like "Well, he fell 500 feet out of a helicopter, but he's getting his leg over, so he's fine."
RichardPencil 32
My guesses are: 1. The cat 2. Bill Cosby 3. Laura Ingraham I don’t really care if I win — the thought of any or all of these choices covered in pee is victory enough.
Cat's Paw 15
Don't feel bad, you're not the only one.
WHSKitty4ever 23
I’d say, better to be pissed off than pissed on, but…