Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML
Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML
Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
Today, I was hanging in the street with the boys, listening to some jams on my car's new speaker system. Some asshole from the apartments above me threw a bag of trash at my car. Direct hit. FML
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Aelaena 6
Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.
zmiddz 0
Gangbangers drink milkshakes?
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rukusrazor 0
#9 - What do you mean "Those people" ? #33 - I LOL'ed
calicokitea 0
You know... I hate seeing all these "you should not have been blasting your music anyway..." people's definition of "blasting" can be different, maybe this person wasn't really blaring it extremely loud. Convertibles have a knack for sending out the music in any direction and making it easy to hear... I'd say due to the lack of windows and a top. And you all really need to let go. It irks you for a mere 30 seconds while sitting at a traffic light, deal with it. Don't be stuffy, and let people have their own enjoyment. I hate it when people bitch about loud music from cars.
dearcourtney 0
seriously? blasting music is not that big of a deal, get over it. at most, you'll have to deal for a couple of minutes. you'll live, i promise. FYL to the max.
shananigans 0
People in convertibles who blast their music are freaking annoying. No one wants to listen to your music but you. But FYL for the ruined seats, that was uncalled for.
PAH108 0
YDI for having animals killed so you can sit on their skin.
neverland_fml 0
God. That's just nasty. I think, even without the music, they would have done that to you. They were just looking for someone's day to ruin. Did you get the license plate number? You can call the cops and have those nasty pricks pay for your damages.
the_space_pope 2
Even though blasting your music at a stop light (regardless of what kind it is) without you being sealed in is rather pretentious, this was still uncalled for. I hope you got a license plate number or something. I think that has to at least be hit and run.
thelonelylurker 0
Kind of douchy to blast any kind of music in a convertible with the top down. YDI.
cattoe7 0
o gosh.. what douchers.. that makes me angry.. i want to throw poop at people that listen to rap.. its not even music its just a bunch of stupid noise.. happy points for you for listening to rock=)
mike_i_am 0
keep on rockin in the free world