Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML
Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML
Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
Today, I was hanging in the street with the boys, listening to some jams on my car's new speaker system. Some asshole from the apartments above me threw a bag of trash at my car. Direct hit. FML
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Aelaena 6
Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.
zmiddz 0
Gangbangers drink milkshakes?
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Comments (243)
Aelaena 6
Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.
bobnorris 0
wanna-be's.., no... only real gangstas drink milkshakes!
Failbuddy 0
LOL
redbluegreen 41
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You shouldn't be blasting any kind of music unless you're prepared to deal with the consequences. That really sucks though. Did you get their licence plate number?
anglcdvl89 0
Yay for new colored leather seats? O.o Really though, that sucks so bad. I hope you got their license plate number. Report some ish on their car. Road rage, hit and run...whatever, man. Karma's a bitch.
thirteenishell 0
awhh :(
Mystgate 0
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Props to rbg, you deserved that. Not that it's okay. Should have definitely written up those chuds.
ppl2ppl 4
Dude, really? No props to "rbg" :P
Hazimius 0
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Loudly playing music in public space is disrespectful and annoying. They just didn't deal with it very well. YDI though.
studentwoes 2
That really really sucks! :( People are such assholes!
DreMaMa 0
Should of threw a gang-sign for an added punch, then proceed to say "whats up my homies"
leandra12 0
They were probably just jealous. Convertibles are the best. I'm sorry though.
Pepperolls 0
FML indeed, I don't get why those people prefer their shitty music over classic ROCK!
JackStone96 4
@#9 Classic Rock can't compare to nu-metal, hard rock, and screamo!!!!! lol classic rock isn't that bad but I do prefer nu-metal, hard rock, and screamo! haha
noobgang7 5
as blood runs black?
goresplattered 0
Gross. Give me some Whitechapel.
RunnerDudeTyler 0
I ******* love screamo and metal!
rttr 18
I agree with 9.
cocainewhore 30
#224 since screams itself is not a genre, I don't see how you can love it. Are you referring to death metal, post hardcore, hardcore..?
Lunasis 14
0-o **** that, play some Ozzy and some disturbed
themostfab 13
go GC xh
themostfab 13
Ozzy is great
shorty_64 0
Yeah, totally agree #9, what pricks, but I'm a firm believer in what goes around comes around.