pain
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Loki16
New York, United States
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
CantPublish
United States
Thorn in my side
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left a sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
Top comments
Andr913 13
What the **** is wrong with you?
fortehlulocaust 6
Just a bit of pain I take it?
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Comments (212)
kjkjr27 5
Atleast you have less to shave now
fez667 0
theres a hard way for that? nope your just retarded heres your helmet
g0bak3acake 0
HAHA retard
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Ohmyfuck ouch!!!!
bubo_fml 11
Don't tape up when you're "ten-hut!" Won't be such a "hard" lesson next time...
kportal69 5
Everything in that sentence was the wrong thing to do.
RougeRamirez 8
Are u the same guy who cut a vein on his scrotum while shaving and had to have an ambulance show up??
workoutfreak 4
Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire life..
kshafer08 7
Well no shit retard.
thefaced 0
Wait... A razor cut... ON YOURE SCROTUM?!?!?!?
NAAMxLOOS 11
Yes. What's so odd about that? People like to shave down there.