pain
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Loki16
New York, United States
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
CantPublish
United States
Thorn in my side
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left a sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
Top comments
Andr913 13
What the **** is wrong with you?
fortehlulocaust 6
Just a bit of pain I take it?
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
At least you got a nice wax out of it.
dougierocks 13
This is not an FML, as much as a TMI..
bjr1208 3
Way to go dumb ass
ErocX85 0
Man up! Use duct tape
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Well, that's a problem
Capt_Oblivious 10
Yeah, one would assume that this little combination of items would be common sense Not to use, but alas, you're another shining example to common sense not being so common. All I can say is that you have balls!! Oh wait....
nerdsgetmehot 23
You deserve it for trying to shave your balls. Trimming the hair is fine, but I don't know anyone that prefers men who have "man-scaped." Just because the **** stars do it doesn't mean that you have to.
AmethystRain 20
I think some women would disagree with you. :P
nerdsgetmehot 23
#73 Let me rephrase that, then: I personally dislike it when men man-scape. I shave my "lady area", but shaved man-parts would just make me feel like I'm with a child. A bit contradictory, I know, but we all have our personal preferences.
justanotherbird 19
I prefer trimmed OR bare. Bare is better though, who wants to go down on hairy balls?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#136 It's not as though you're licking the balls, though. If I were, that would be a different matter. Then it would be "Yes, please shave those hairy balls." I guess I'm just not picky when it comes to hair down there. Except on myself, however...I can't stand it.
floopyflooper 2
Lots of guys like their balls licked.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#174 Why has no one ever told me this?
justanotherbird 19
Actually, it's exactly like you are licking/sucking the balls. Don't forget to give the sack AND the shaft attention. Thumbs downs must be from people without BJ skills, lol.
grahambertus 11
Today, I learned the hard way that I should never cut my scrotum with a razor.
ZXDriver 0
Double fml. Injured package with painful hair removal.
eastsidesoldier 7
Does that hurt or something???