pain
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Loki16
New York, United States
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
CantPublish
United States
Thorn in my side
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left a sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
Top comments
Andr913 13
What the **** is wrong with you?
fortehlulocaust 6
Just a bit of pain I take it?
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Okayitwasme 0
Hopefully the first and last time.
JSylvestre 6
Dumbass.
nerdchic 5
I will cry for you.. I'm female so o could only imagine your pain... Did give me the giggles though :)
jeffw1123 4
next time just put a little bit of super glue on it when your shit heals it will just fall off it was designed for surgery on internal body parts it wont hurt you
HomeAl0ne 20
The way this guy's life is going I bet he manages to glue his foreskin to his scrotum, then turns himself inside out when he gets an erection.
HappyPickles 11
LOL!
alycion 39
Wax it next time. That doesn't hurt at all. Trust us girls. We wax all of the time. It's fun. ;)
HappyPickles 11
Waxing the pubes doesn't hurt *much* - ok. It's fun? errm....
TJ1991 3
Trim dude, geez, taking a razor anywhere near that, the hell? Don't forget how itchy you'll be for the next few days too.
a13xpotter 0
Why the **** is there a razor cut on your scrotum?
justanotherbird 19
Are you serious? Maybe because no one wants a hairy bush, male or female.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#135 That's actually untrue. There are some people who prefer their partners to not shave or wax their pubic hair.
Ray_of_midnight 23
They make electric trimmers for this...doesn't get quite as close as a razor blade, but close enough, and a lot safer.
SuperKnuckels 6
YDI for taking a razor to your scrotum.
Jimboom 12
Ha ha! But seriously man. How the hell did you think was going to happen. I know the trauma of cutting ones own testicles can throw any man off his game, unless you are into that sort of thing... I have heard about a certain fetish that compulsively makes one to remove his testicles. But you don't sound like that kind of guy. But I digress. You could have chosen something else. Selotape.. hell even blue tack would have done a better job.. WTF did you think was going to happen?!?¿ YDI YDI YDI!!! But at least you didn't use superglue. ;-)