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France
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LostSoul
Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
hot coffee
Farnham, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
donnap
North Highlands, United States
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Anonymous
Yucaipa, United States
Double trouble
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
WetMorning
United States
How? Why?
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
My__life___
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
allison_fishing
United States
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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nycy 0
Well I guess common sense really did die.
Schizomaniac 24
Let the lame puns begin: This gives a whole new meaning to 'heat vision.'
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kekelala3 0
ouch:(
IWABO2_ 0
Cinn were u really tring to help me not get moderated or no?
Cinn_fml 23
Yes, I was. I tend to feel that people should know about the various things like that. Especially when they're new, as I don't think there's anything specific in the rules about shouting first. I think it qualifies under 'keep comments relevent' or something... However, if you are referring to the fact that your comment hasn't been moderated yet, the mods might not have seen it or think you're joking.
cuteluvrox 0
last !!!
tman1348 0
YDI for not reading the safety instructions.
breenarae25 0
ydi for leaving them in our car instead of in your bathroom, idiot
IWABO2_ 0
Lol i was joking kinda
rawrineedcandy 0
when I read this I just finished putting eye drops in my eyes!
robo_panda 0
that's happened to me before haha! sucks yo!
omgYoUbasTards 0
45, op left them in your car?? you share a car with op?
acisking 1
yeah!:D my first comment on this thing!:D anyways that really does suck but hey, live and learn:)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Welcome. Don't mind the assbags, and only rarely should you take Trollz and perdix seriously. Oh, and just FYI, we have a strong Grammar Nazi demographic, so you'll probably get corrected occasionally. Don't take it personally; say thanks and move on. :)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Welcome. Don't mind the assbags, and only rarely should you take Trollz and perdix seriously. Oh, and just FYI, we have a strong Grammar Nazi demographic, so you'll probably get corrected occasionally. Don't take it personally; say thanks and move on. :)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Also, there's a comment bug that randomly deletes and duplicates comments. :D
aardvarkish 17
Oh! I finally found something to Grammar Nazi you on! ":)" is not a real punctuation! Oh yeah! Score! Totally! Yes! About time! Got one! (I think I'm getting dizzy...)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Where did I use it as a punctuation, aard? I punctuate pre-emoticon. ;) Like that.
aardvarkish 17
Just being facetious.... This is my outlet after working a 10-hour day. :[ Actually, your style is, well, perfect.