Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with an Apple advisor, who helped me back up data to my computer using remote assistance. As we did, every file transferred showed up with a real-time preview. All of a sudden, the nude selfies I forgot about rolled in. He immediately shouted, “OH WOW.” It wasn’t a good “wow” either. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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Top comments
julfunky 29
100+? How many nodes does one person need?
clairecurses 19
Yeah, that's kind of stupid if the accounts are linked lol
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Comments (21)
mattyiscool123 26
You don’t just store all your nudes in one place
clairecurses 19
Yeah, that's kind of stupid if the accounts are linked lol
julfunky 29
100+? How many nodes does one person need?
tibtak 20
It’s never enough
julfunky 29
Wouldn’t that get kind of repetitive though? I don’t have a stash of nudes but I’d imagine 100+ nudes of just one person would become boring after a while.
anthonygh5 9
100+
RichardPencil 32
Ah, the new Family Oversharing feature! Less popular than the sarcastic Siri that criticizes your queries!
skippydoda 32
This is one of the many reasons I will never go back to the iPhone.
Sinshine 28
You won't go back to an iPhone because people are stupid and link everything together?
Lobby_Bee 18
I don't get what's the deal with linking everything together, is it suppose to be better?
chickensheep 15
You get to share purchased apps, music, etc.
rekijan 6
Laughs androidly at apples security.
justalexis00 8
this is not a YDI. the people voting it as such are mad that no one is sending them nudes.
davecross 11
Thanks for the update
Victor Ostlund 6
Dude, this is why you don't send nudes.