schober60
United States
Today, a passing by bird managed to poop through my car's sunroof and onto the center console. FML
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schober60 13
On the bright side it didn't land between the seats..
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garf3265 12
nice trick shot
iAmPaul 49
That's even more unlucky if your vehicle was moving when it happened.
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iAmPaul 49
That's even more unlucky if your vehicle was moving when it happened.
flyingmind_fml 17
"wac wac i do mechanics nihaha" giggled the evil bird
ILoveMyArm 15
"Raise the roof to avoid the poop"
mohamed_H 21
That accuracy... Damn its like they are programmed
piiiiiou_fml 12
I don't think so. When he is moving, there are less chance that this bird poops on him but there are more chances than another bird poops in the car. So the probability that he has a bird shit is quite the same.
piiiiiou_fml 12
Edit *that , not than
JKPwnage 27
I don't even know if it's possible to hit the dashboard if the car is moving. It's more likely to hit OP in the face.
garf3265 12
nice trick shot
Shadowvoid 33
That's a trick shit*
AndyPurdy 31
when will people stop saying that -_-
AndyPurdy 31
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russfml 31
Humans might be at the top of the food chain but birds win aerial droppings strikes hands down. FYL OP, it will make me think twice to leave my sunroof open
hanner12 13
Yeah no shit Sherlock. What else will perform aerial droppings? Shit pun not intended.
russfml 31
No shit eh? Well try leaving your sunroof open or keep digging Watson
False_Stupidity 42
Well duh, #31! What about flying pigs? You forgot those didn't you.
WilliamMurderfac_fml 23
I give it a 6/10 for accuracy. I woluld give it a better score for maybe landing one on a bald guy's head or in someone's food. Step it up birds.
SlimDanny 15
Not all the shots can land man cut him some slack.
Dre27 20
Just be happy you didn't get a face full of shit
wanted_2_want 40
Or that OP didn't have a cup of coffee on the console.. It would've tasted like shit. Literally.
onlychildFTW 34
Never, it's the Internet after all.
keiNan_fml 35
Damn that bird is more accurate than a sniper.
daz18m 15
It's suppose to be good luck if a bird poops on you. Maybe your car will have the good luck.
MrConcise 35
What's the logic in that? "Welp, got pooped on, everything from here on is considered good luck!"
russfml 31
Thats what people say just to make you feel better about being crapped on lol
MrConcise 35
Like how ugly people say they're beautiful on the inside?